કોની વાત માનવી? | Kiski baat maane? !!

5 12 2010

એક ફોર્વર્ડેડ SMS છે..જેમાં એવું દર્શાવેલ છે કે આળસુ લોકો પણ આળસ પ્રત્યે પ્રેમ દાખવવા થોડી ઘણી મેહનત તો કરે જ છે.

આ રહ્યો તે SMS:-

“આળસ એ આપનો મોટામાં મોટો દુશ્મન છે” – જવાહરલાલ નેહરુ…. આ વાંચી કોઈ આળસુ  ને થયું હશે કે આપણે પણ મેહનત કરવી જોઈએ તો તે ભાઈ તેના જવાબ માં નીચેનું વાક્ય શોધી લાવ્યા.
“આપણે આપણા દુશ્મનો ને પણ પ્રેમ કરતા શીખવું જોઈએ”- ગાંધીજી.
અને પછી કીધું કે બોલો હવે આમાં કોની વાત માનવી?

લેખક:- અજ્ઞાત

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This is one forwarded SMS from my one lazy friend

“Laziness is our biggest enemy”- Nehruji… in the responce of this, One lazy man found the solution.

“We should learn to love our enemies”- Gandhiji

Ab Mane to kiski baat maane? 😉

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Madhav





Munni Vs Sheela !!

2 12 2010

Again i found this very funny photo on facebook. This picture shows the image of MUNNI and SHIELA from the two very famous item number.

There are comparison between Munni and Shiela. It looks like an answer written by some genius in exam.

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Madhav





Jor ka Jhatka !!

30 10 2010

This Post is inspired by the Post from my Blogger friend Bikram.

There are possibility of two or more songs from the same movie as this selection are based on my mobile’s Music Player. 🙂

Rules:
Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, Mobile,IPOD etc. on shuffle.


For each question, press the next button to get your answer.


YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

1. If someone asks you, “are you okay” you say:

Dil kya kare jab kisiko kisise pyar ho jaye… (What a Start !!)

2. How would you describe yourself ?

Ek Uncha Lamba Kad…Duja Soni Vi Tu Had Teeja Roop Tera Cham Cham Karda Ni….

3. What do you like in a guy/girl ?

Jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil diwana bole Ole Ole….(:-P) 😉

4. How do you feel today ?

From: Sirf Tum Dilbar dilbar, haan dilbar dilbar. Hosh na khabar hai, yeh kaisa asar hai. Tumse milne ke baad dilbar (aaj to kisiko nahi mila main ??? )

5. What is your life’s purpose ?

From: Singh is King

Talli Hua Talli Hua Yaara Dekho Yaara Mera Talli Hua
Yahaan Gira Wahaan Gira Yaara Dekho Yaara Mera Kahaan Gira – Neeraj Shreedhar ( He is My Favourite Too )

(I had never drinked) 😦

6. What’s your motto ?

Woh chali Woh chali dekho pyar ki kali koi roke na use woh chali woh chali. – Again from Neeraj.

7. What do your friends think of you ?

From: NewYork

Tune jo na kaha me vo sunta raha….Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha.

8. What do your parents think of you ?

Jay Hanuman Gyan Gun Sagar…Hanuman Chalisa… 😮 (Ye kya ho gaya)

9. What do you think of often ?

From: 1942 Love Story

Ek Ladki ko dekha to aisa laga…

10. What is 2 + 2 ?

From: Tere Naam

Tumse Milna Baatey karna bada achcha lagata hai

11. What do you think of your best friend ?

Laal dupatta
Laal dupatta ud gaya re bairi hawa ke jhonke se…..

12. What is your life story ?

From: Sirf Tum (Again)

Panchhii Sur Mein Gaate Hain
Bhanvare Gunagunaate Hain
Ghungharuu Bajaatii Hai Havaa
Aise Muskuraatii Hai Yuun Fizaa Bulaatii Hai
Jaise Ho Ye Merii Dilarubaa

13. What do you want to be when you grow up ?

From:- K’naan

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom, just like a Waving Flag

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom, just like a Waving Flag
And then it goes back, and then it goes back
And then it goes back… ( This is the most played Song in my Playlist)

14. What do you think when you see the person you like ?

From:- Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani

Shining in the staring sun like a pearl up on the ocean. Come and feel me…

Tera Hone Laga hun… (Really !! )

15. What will you dance to at your wedding 4th anniversary?

From:- Once Upon a Time in Mumbai

Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat ban gayi.

16. What will they play at your funeral ?

From: Raavan

Behene de muje Behene de…. ( It should be Jalne de muje Jalne de)

17. What is your hobby/interest ?

Jane kyo Log Mahobbat kia karte hai…

18. What is your biggest fear ?

From: Raaz

Tum agar samanae aa bhi jaya karo…

19. What is your biggest secret ?

Dhanno oh dhanno oh dhanno dhanno hey
Oh dhanno oh dhanno oh dhanno

Main raaj dilon pe karti hoon
Mannchaley hai dhanno naam mera

Apni to jaisey taisey
Thodi aisey ya waisey kat jayegi
Oh Apni to jaisey taisey
Thodi aisey ya waisey kat jayegi
Aapka kya hoga janaab-e-aali
Aapka kya hoga…….

20. What do you want right now ?

Yeh to sach hai ki bhagwan hai… Hai magar fir bhi anjan hai…dharti pe roop Ma-Baap ka us vidhata ki pahechan hai…

21. What do you think of your friends ?

From: Dabang

Munni Badnam hui Darling tere liye…

22. When you want to rush to the toilet, what do you think ?

Kabhi Phool Denaa
Manaane Ke Liye
Kabhi Door Rahanaa
Sataane Ke Liye
Aur Kabhi Kabhi Khaamosh Baithe…..

23. Person you hate the most is in front of you, what will you tell the person ?

Neele neele ambar par chaand jab aaye….

Pyaar barsaaye humko tarsaaye…

Aisa koi saathi ho aisa koi premi ho Pyaas dil ki bujha jaaye…

24. You have just won a lottery. What will you sing ?

From: Dabang

Tune to pal bhar mein Chori kiya re jiya Mora jiya….

25. What will you post this as?

From: Action Replayy

Jor ka Jhatka hay joro se laga… ( My Current Favourite One) 🙂

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Madhav





Non Stop !!

26 09 2010

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Madhav





Applied Definitions!!

21 08 2009

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water-power …

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing
girls.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobaco rolled in paper with fire at one end &
a fool on the other.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece .

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage .

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.

Classic :- A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:- A curvethat can set a lot of things straight.

Office:- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee:- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:- An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.

Diplomat:- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist:- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls Into a river.

Optimist :- A person who while falling from Eifel tower says in
midway “See I am not injured yet.”

Pessimist:- A person who says that O is the last letter in
ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

Miser:- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:- A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:- A guy no different from the rest.of us.. except that he
got caught.

Boss:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.

MadhaV





“Pure Cow” Milk!!

20 08 2009

“Pure Cow” Milk!!

"Pure Cow" Milk

Click for full view

MadhaV





Financial Crisis!!

19 08 2009

Financial Crisis on Company Logos.

MadhaV








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