Applied Definitions!!

21 08 2009

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water-power …

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing
girls.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobaco rolled in paper with fire at one end &
a fool on the other.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece .

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage .

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.

Classic :- A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:- A curvethat can set a lot of things straight.

Office:- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee:- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:- An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.

Diplomat:- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist:- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls Into a river.

Optimist :- A person who while falling from Eifel tower says in
midway “See I am not injured yet.”

Pessimist:- A person who says that O is the last letter in
ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

Miser:- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:- A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:- A guy no different from the rest.of us.. except that he
got caught.

Boss:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.

MadhaV

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One response

22 08 2009
safwan

thats awosome man reaaly nice but some of them were i got in my mail . so i know some of them.

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